I can't believe you made it this far down the page. I thought maybe I would have to take my pants off to get this book the attention it deserves...wait, I'm being told that would just terrify people. Ouch! So, I'll just sit here licking my metaphorical wounds because I'm only human and can't lick other parts of my body, as hard as I've tried.
And while I give that impossible feet my best efforts you read away. Read our book because you can. That's right, read it because you were fortunate enough to be taught how to read. Oh, and because you're fortunate enough to see...wait, I'm being told this kind of humor, sarcasm, and comic guilt trip doesn't come across Online.
Fuck, Just read it because it's free then.
I hope you like it. If you are one of those people that only like things your friends like. Well, I hope your friends like it.
P.S. I really am sorry you missed issue number one. I hope someday you won't have to suck dick in an alley for a copy, of course unless you like that. In which case, I know the perfect alley.
the fucking writer
Oh, don't listen to Astor he's just mad because when he pees he can no longer see his penis. I know this because he yelled out from the bathroom, "Oh, my god, I'm so fat I can't see my dick anymore when I pee." To be honest that says a lot about this book and is probably a warning he should look out for type two diabetes.
But, seriously we just want you all to shit your collective pants with excitement after reading our comic because we worked hard to bring it to you. So, enjoy.
the fucking draw-er