I can't believe you made it this far down the page. Congratulations, you deserve one of those fucking medals everybody gets nowadays for showing up...wait, I'm being told humor, sarcasm, nonsensical, nonlinear thought, irony and a bunch of other things I love don't come across well online. So, to be clear I want everybody to read our book even if you're retarded and require a medal just for showing up. I hope you like it and if you are one of those people that only like things your friends like. Well, I hope your friends like it.
P.S. I really am sorry you missed issue number one. I hope someday you won't have to suck dick in an alley for a copy, of course unless you like that. In which case, I know the perfect alley.
the fucking writer
Oh, don't listen to Astor he's just mad because when he pees he can no longer see his penis. I know this because he yelled out from the bathroom, "Oh, my god, I'm so fat I can't see my dick anymore when I pee." To be honest that says a lot about this book and is probably a warning he should look out for type two diabetes.
But, seriously we just want you all to shit your collective pants with excitement after reading our comic because Astor Berlin, Frank Acker, Mikio Iida, and I worked hard to bring it to you. So, enjoy.
the fucking colorist
the fucking draw-er
If you act like a kangaroo you should be treated like one. OK, I clearly have nothing to say here. But I'd like to add to the insanity anyway. Please, please like this book so we can gain a following and get it picked up and into print some day. Miracles can happen right?
OK, I'm off to drink and get all red faced.
the fucking drunk letter-er